I’m a good husband—as good husbands go.
I love my wife—but still—you understand—
Boys will be boys! There is a point or two—
Say two, as being nearer to the mark—
On which I do not altogether care
To stand examination by my wife.
Perhaps I may have given out that I’ve
Been dining here—when I’ve been dining there—
I may have said “with A”—when ’twas with B—
I may have said “with him”—when ’twas with her—