Oh, see what a blessing—what love and caressing

I’ve lost, and remember it, pray,

When you I’m addressing, are busy assessing

The damages Edwin must pay.

Defendant (repelling her furiously).

I smoke like a furnace—I’m always in liquor,

A ruffian—a bully—a sot.

I’m sure I should thrash her—perhaps I should kick her,

I am such a very bad lot!

I’m not prepossessing, as you may be guessing,