(I say not this to court your favour, sir—

The Devil take your favour!)—I, a dwarf,

Crooked, humpbacked, and one-eyed—so foul a thing

That I am fain to quote my love for women

To prove that I have kinship with mankind.

Well, we are deadly rivals, you and I.

Do we start fair, d’ye think? Are you and I

So nicely matched in all that wins a woman

That I should hold myself in honour bound

By laws of courtesy? But one word more,