One-eyed, hump-backed, and twisted like myself?

I want the purest, fairest form on earth!

Flor. Upon my word, you aim full high!

Mous.I do!

Why not? Suppose I loved a kitchen-wench,

And told her so?

Flor.A decent kitchen-wench

Would soundly box your ears!

Mous.You’re right—She would;

My Lady can’t do more. As I must fail