Original Plays, Second Series

by W. S. Gilbert

Capt. I do my best to satisfy you all—

All.And with you we’re quite content.

Capt.You’re exceedingly polite,

And I think it only right

To return the compliment.

All.We’re exceedingly polite.

And he thinks it’s only right

To return the compliment.

Capt. Bad language or abuse,

I never, never use,