Fred.Stop, ladies, pray!

All (hopping on one foot).A man!

Fred.I had intended

Not to intrude myself upon your notice

In this effective but alarming costume,

But under these peculiar circumstances

It is my bounden duty to inform you

That your proceedings will not be unwitnessed.

Edith. But who are you, sir? Speak! (All hopping.)

Fred.I am a pirate.