I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral;
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical;
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical;
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news—
(Bothered for next rhyme.)—Lot o’ news—lot o’ news—
(struck with an idea)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
(Joyously.) With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.