The Bab Ballads, with Which Are Included Songs of a Savoyard

by W. S. Gilbert

And agreed to tag on to his own

Her name and her newly-found arms.

The waiter he knelt at the toes

Of an ugly and thin coryphée,

Who danced in the hindermost rows

At the Théâtre des Variétés.

Mademoiselle de la Sauce Mayonnaise

Didn't yield to a gnawing despair

But married a soldier, and plays