The Bab Ballads, with Which Are Included Songs of a Savoyard

by W. S. Gilbert

[THEY'LL NONE OF 'EM BE MISSED]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list—I've got a little list

Of social offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed—who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs—

All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs—

All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat—

All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that—