The Bab Ballads, with Which Are Included Songs of a Savoyard

by W. S. Gilbert

Replied, "I do not say it ain't,

But Time, my Christian friend."

"We now proceed to something new—

Dance as the Paynes and Lauris do,

Like this—one, two—one, two—one, two."

The Bishop, never proud,

But in an overwhelming heat

(His name was Peter, I repeat)

Performed the Payne and Lauri feat,