By dismal Alack-a-Dey-Ah—

Despairing Alack-a-Dey-Ah.

And rollicking Tral-the-Ral-Lah

Was eaten by Doodle-Dum-Deh,

And musical Doh-Reh-Mi-Fah

By good little Tootle-Tum-Teh—-

Exemplary Tootle-Tum-Teh.

[THE FAMILY FOOL]