Is as empty of brains as a ladle;

While F is F sharp, and will cry with a carp,

That he's known your best joke from his cradle!

When your humour they flout,

You can't let yourself go;

And it does put you out

When a person says, "Oh!

I have known that old joke from my cradle!"

If your master is surly, from getting up early

(And tempers are short in the morning),