For Total Abstinence is one,

The other, Inebriety."

He waved his hand—a vapour came—

A wizard, Polter reckoned him:

A bogy rose and called his name,

And with his finger beckoned him.

The monster's salient points to sum,

His breath was hot as cautery;

His glowing nose suggested rum;

His eyes were gin-and-watery.