He up, and he says, says he, "Oh, crew of the Hot Cross Bun,

Here is the wife of my heart, for the Church has made us one!"

And as he uttered the word, the crew went out of their wits,

And all fell down in so many separate fainting fits.

And then their hair came down, or off, as the case might be,

And lo! the rest of the crew were simple girls, like me,

Who all had fled from their homes in a sailor's blue array,

To follow the shifting fate of kind Lieutenant Belaye!

It's strange to think that I should ever have loved young men,

But I'm speaking of ten years past—I was barely sixty then;