I mortgaged everything—and now (oh, shame!)

Into a Somers Town shake-down I've wandered!

I am no Paley—no Vollaire—it's true, my boy!

The only rightful Paley V. is you, my boy!

"And all I have is yours—and yours is mine.

I still may place you in your true position:

Give me the pounds you've saved, and I'll resign

My noble name, my rank, and my condition.

So for my sin in fraudulently owning

Your vasty wealth, I am at last atoning!"