And Gilbert ground his molars as he answered her, "I will!"

Young Gilbert rose from table with a stern determined look,

And, frowning, took an inexpensive hatchet from its hook;

And Annie watched his movements with an interested air—

For the morrow—for the morrow he was going to prepare!

He chipped it with a hammer and he chopped it with a bill,

He poured sulphuric acid on the edge of it, until

This terrible Avenger of the Majesty of Law

Was far less like a hatchet than a dissipated saw.

And Annie said, "O Gilbert, dear, I do not understand