When (oh, presumption!) they require

To animate a paving-stone

With Shakespeare's intellectual fire.

"At parties where young ladies gaze,

And I attempt to speak my joy,

'Hush, pray,' some lovely creature says,

'The fond illusion don't destroy!'

"Whene'er I speak my soul is wrung

With these or some such whisperings;

''Tis pity that a Shakespeare's tongue