And when it was concluded, and the priest had said his say,
Until the time arrived when they were both to drive away,
They never spoke or offered for to fondle or to fawn,
For he waited in the attic, and she waited on the lawn.
At length, when four o'clock arrived, and it was time to go,
The carriage was announced, but decent Sarah answered "No!
Upon my word, I'd rather sleep my everlasting nap,
Than go and ride alone with Mr. Peter in a trap."
And Peter's over-sensitive and highly-polished mind
Wouldn't suffer him to sanction a proceeding of the kind;