"Dear me," my mad informant said,

"Have you no eyes within your head?

You sneer when you your hat should doff:

Why, we begin where you leave off!

"Your wisest men are very far

Less learned than our babies are!"

I mused awhile—and then, oh me!

I framed this brilliant repartee:

"Although your babes are wiser far

Than our most valued sages are,