"I'll promise to wed the boy

Who takes me to-morrow to Epsom Race!"

(Which I would have done, with joy.)

From Johnny escaped an expression of pain,

But Jimmy said, "Done with you!

I'll take you with pleasure, my Emily Jane"

(And I would have said so too).

John lay on the ground, and he roared like mad

(For Johnny was sore perplexed),