Well, sir, you shouldn't!

"Upon your spars I see you've clapped

Peak-halliard blocks, all iron-capped;

I would not christen that a crime,

But 'twas not done in Rodney's time.

It looks half-witted!

Upon your maintop-stay, I see,

You always clap a selvagee;

Your stays, I see, are equalised—

No vessel, such as Rodney prized,