"Here's Love of Bran New Clothes,

Embezzling—Arson—Deism—

A taste for Slang and Oaths,

And Fraudulent Trusteeism.

"Here's Love of Groundless Charge—

Here's Malice, too, and Trickery,

Unusually large

Your bump of Pocket-Pickery——"

"Stop!" said the Bart., "my cup

Is full—I'm worse than him in all—