The Bishop handed him a printed card;

"Go to a theatre where they play our Bard."

The Bishop took his leave,

Rejoicing in his sleeve.

The next ensuing day

Sowls went and heard a play.

He saw a dreary person on the stage,

Who mouthed and mugged in simulated rage,

Who growled and spluttered in a mode absurd,

And spoke an English Sowls had never heard.