That Bishop was so terribly particular.

Though, on the whole, a wise and upright man,

He sought to make of human pleasures clearances,

And form his priests on that much-lauded plan

Which pays undue attention to appearances.

He couldn't do good deeds without a psalm in 'em,

Although, in truth, he bore away the palm in 'em.

Enraged to find a deacon at a dance,

Or catch a curate at some mild frivolity,