The Crew (who know better). What, never?
The Captain (mere forgetfulness). No, never!
The Crew (who remember one instance). What, never?
The Captain (who now recollects the occasion they are referring to). Hardly ever!
The Crew (delighted at having caught him tripping).
He’s hardly ever sick at sea!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
The Captain. I do my best to satisfy you all!
The Crew. And with you we’re quite content.