Replied he:

No, never!

The crew, more slyly still:

What, never?

And the Captain, whose experience of his former wife had taught him that even the most amiable married people will fall out occasionally, replied:

Hardly ever!

Hardly ever be unkind to thee!

And they all sang:

Then give three cheers and one cheer more

For the hardy seamen of the Pinafore!