Arthur.

D'you know, Anne, at one time I very nearly asked you to marry me?

Anne.

[Gaily.] Oh, what nonsense!

Arthur.

I daresay it's as well I didn't. I should have lost the best friend I've ever had.

Anne.

On the other hand, I've lost the satisfaction of refusing the most distinguished man of our day. Why didn't you ask me?

Arthur.

You were such an awfully good friend. I thought we were very well as we were.