Amah. You Christian?

Sylvia. Not a very good one, I'm afraid.

Amah. Who baptized you?

Sylvia. Well, you know, it's an awfully long time ago. I forget.

Knox. She's like me, amah, she's a Presbyterian.

Amah. You go to hell then. Only Seventh Day Adventists no go to hell.

Sylvia. It'll be rather crowded then, I'm afraid.

Amah. You only baptized once?

Sylvia. So far as I know.

Amah. I baptized one, two, three, four, five times. I velly Christian woman.