Harry. A fat lot you know about Christianity.
Amah. I know plentything about Christianity. My father velly poor man. He say, you go and be Christian. I go Catholic mission and they baptize me. English Church missionary, he come along and say, Catholic mission no good, you go to hell, I baptize you. All right I say, you baptize me. By and by Baptist missionary come along and say, English Church mission no good, you go to hell, I baptize you. All right, I say, you baptize me. By and by Presbyterian missionary come along and say, Baptist mission no good, you go to hell, I baptize you. All right, I say, you baptize me. [To Knox.] You know Seventh Day Adventists?
Knox. I've heard of them.
Amah. By and by Seventh Day Adventist he come along and say, Presbyterian mission no good.
Knox. You go to hell.
Amah. How fashion you sabe what he said?
Knox. I guessed it.
Amah. You go to hell, he say. I baptize you. I been baptized one, two, three, four, five times. I velly Christian woman.
Harry. [Smiling.] I apologize.
Amah. They all say to poor Chinese, love one another. I no think missionaries love one another velly much. Hi, hi.