Why did you want Lord Serlo to go, sir?

Jack Straw.

Because I wanted to be alone with you. Ask me another, quickly.

Ethel.

Oughtn’t I to help mother to receive people?

Jack Straw.

I’m sure you ought. But, you see, that’s another advantage of being a royal personage, that you can’t go till I give you your dismissal. I say, don’t you hate parties?

Ethel.

Dreadfully.

Jack Straw.