I don’t know why you came—unless it was to make me desperately wretched.

Jack Straw.

What would you say if I told you that I came because I loved you at first sight?

Ethel.

I should say that your Royal Highness was very polite.

Jack Straw.

Now, look here, don’t you think I’m rather nice, really?

Ethel.

It would surely be very impertinent of me to have any opinion on the subject.

Jack Straw.