Your devoted servant, madam. Who could be anything else after knowing you for ten minutes?

Lady Wanley.

It’s charming of you to say so.

Jack Straw.

I am very nice, aren’t I?

Lady Wanley.

Much too nice. That is why I beseech your Royal Highness graciously to take his departure.

Jack Straw.

You know, you haven’t yet told me where you got that frock.

Lady Wanley.