’Ave I got to introduce you to the duchess?

Jack Straw.

I’m afraid she’ll make a point of it. Even duchesses have a weakness for royal personages.

Mrs. Parker-Jennings.

If she ever finds out!

Jack Straw.

The situation is not without an element of humour.

Mrs. Parker-Jennings.

Well, upon my soul, you ’ave got a cheek!

Jack Straw.