I might have known that you were laughing at me all the time.
Jack Straw.
You know, if I had been a royal personage and disguised myself as a waiter in order to be by your side you’d have thought it very romantic. Why should it shock you when it is a waiter who for the same reason assumes the royal personage?
Ethel.
If you can’t see the difference it’s useless for me to tell you.
Jack Straw.
Won’t you marry me, Ethel?
Serlo.
I say, I’ve got a good mind to kick you out of the house.
Jack Straw.