Heaven only knows.

Lady Wanley.

Tell me, how is that nice young attaché of yours that I met at luncheon the other day.

Von Bremer.

The nice young attaché has come to a bad end. I’ve had to send him back to Pomerania.

Lady Wanley.

Really?

Von Bremer.

The story is rather entertaining. There’s an American woman here who has a passion for titles, and it occurred to my attaché one day to introduce his valet to her as Count So-and-So. Of course she was full of attentions and immediately asked the valet to dinner. Presently the story came to my ears. I really couldn’t have my attachés playing practical jokes of that sort, and so I sent him home.

Lady Wanley.