Lady Wanley.
You’d be found out in a week.
Jack Straw.
But how do you know I’m not the Archduke Sebastian?
Holland.
[With a scornful laugh.] You look it.
Lady Wanley.
But you’d want a suite and all sorts of things.
Jack Straw.
The man is notoriously eccentric. I think it very likely that the company of a stuffy old Colonel of Dragoons would bore him to death.