Jack Straw: A Farce in Three Acts

by W. Somerset Maugham

So, with a burst of hospitality, you asked them down to Taverner, and they took it for twenty-one years.

Lady Wanley.

I introduced them to every one in the county. I gave little parties so that they might meet people. And now, if you please, the woman cuts me.

Holland.

[Dryly.] You have left out an essential detail in the account of your relations with these good folk.

Lady Wanley.

Have I?

Holland.

[Smiling.] You have omitted to mention that when they took Taverner they agreed to pay an exorbitant rent.

Lady Wanley.