Dickie.

We always like it put on the desk.

Patient.

I don’t often come and consult doctors.

Dickie.

I can see that. If you did you’d probably give me two pounds and say you hadn’t got two shillings on you, especially if you were a woman.

Patient.

You don’t say so. Really it never occurred to me.

Dickie.

Thank you. Well, good-bye.