Dickie.

What the dickens do you mean by that?

Barlow.

My dear Dickie, it’s woman’s nature to be exacting. If she’s in love with you she’s always a nuisance, and a very charming nuisance too, to my mind. I like it.

Dickie.

You are not suggesting that Penelope....

Barlow.

Now, my dear boy, I didn’t come to talk to you about Penelope, but about my own health.

Dickie.

[Impatiently.] Oh, you’ve got chronic adiposity. That’s all that’s the matter with you.