Then why on earth have you made it five?

Golightly.

Do you know why you buy Pears’ soap?

Penelope.

I expect you’ve been working too hard, father dear. Why don’t you go and lie down for half an hour? And when Dickie comes in he’ll give you a tonic.

Golightly.

You buy Pears’ soap because you’re told on fifty thousand hoardings that it’s matchless for the complexion.

Penelope.

That’s not funny, papa, that’s silly.

Golightly.