Penelope: A Comedy in Three Acts

by W. Somerset Maugham

Peyton.

Mrs. O’Farrell said, would you kindly sit down and make yourself comfortable, ma’am? And I was to bring you the Church Times.

Barlow.

But....

Peyton.

[Calmly.] And Mrs. O’Farrell said, will you have a strong cup of tea, ma’am?

Mrs. Golightly.

I’m surprised that Mrs. O’Farrell should have gone out, because she expected me.

Peyton.

[Handing Mrs. Golightly a paper.] Yes, ma’am.