Mrs. Crowley.

[Demurely.] I was very nicely brought up.

Dick.

Of course, if you're going to make yourself systematically disagreeable unless I marry you, I suppose I shall have to do it in self-defence.

Mrs. Crowley.

I don't know if you have the least idea what you're talking about. I'm sure I haven't!

Dick.

I was merely asking you in a rather well-turned phrase to name the day. The lamb shall be ready for the slaughter!

Mrs. Crowley.

Couldn't you infuse a little romance into it? You might begin by going down on your bended knees.