May I respectfully remind you, first, that you invited yourself ...

Mrs. Crowley.

[Interrupting.] You're so irrelevant.

Dick.

And, secondly, that an invitation to tea is not necessarily accompanied by a proposal of marriage.

Mrs. Crowley.

I'm afraid you're lamentably ignorant of the usages of good society.

Dick.

I assure you it's not done in the best circles.

Mrs. Crowley.