I have registered a vow that I will never offer my hand and heart to any woman again.
Mrs. Crowley.
On the head of your maternal grandmother?
Dick.
Oh no, far more serious than that. On the grave of my maiden aunt, who left me all my money.
Mrs. Crowley.
What will you say if I do?
Dick.
That depends entirely on how you do it. I may remind you, however, that first you go down on your bended knees.
Mrs. Crowley.