Mabel.

Why didn't they give you the D.S.O.?

Basil.

Oh, I was only a trooper, you know. They only give the D.S.O. to officers.

Mabel.

And what did you do to deserve it?

Basil.

[Smiling.] I really forget.

Hilda.

It's given for distinguished service in the field, Mabel.