Brackley.

Don't you think women ought to be artificial? It's just as much their duty to rouge their cheeks and powder their noses as it is for them to wear nice frocks.

Hilda.

But I know many women who wear horrid frocks.

Brackley.

Oh, those are the others. I treat them as non-existent.

Hilda.

What do you mean?

Brackley.

There are only two sorts of women in the world—the women who powder their noses and the others.