Why, what’s wrong with them? The fellow in the shop told me they were the right thing.

Dorothy.

I never saw anyone look quite so funereal as you do.

Wickham.

Well, you didn’t want me to get myself up as though I were going to a wedding, did you?

Norah.

Were there many people?

Dorothy.

Quite a lot. The sort of people who indulge in other people’s funerals as a mild form of dissipation.

Wickham.