John.

I’m very glad to be home again. I thought I never should get back.

Vicar.

You’ve not been home since the beginning of the war, have you?

John.

No, you see I was in India when it broke out. What with Gallipoli and one thing and another, I was done out of my leave every time.

Vicar.

Well, it’s a long lane that has no turning. But I understand that you’ve picked up some bits and pieces here and there. The Military Cross and the D.S.O., isn’t it?

Mrs. Poole.

You must be a very proud man.