“No use to us,” declared Miss Kybird, anxious to hit back; “we burn coal here.”

“These'll burn better than the coal you buy,” said the unmoved customer.

“Well, we don't want them,” retorted Miss Kybird, raising her voice, “and I don't want any of your impudence. Get up out of our chair.”

Her heightened tones penetrated to the small and untidy room behind the shop. The door opened, and Mr. Kybird in his shirt-sleeves appeared at the opening.

“Wot's the row?” he demanded, his little black eyes glancing from one to the other.

“Only a lovers' quarrel,” replied Jack. “You go away; we don't want you.”

“Look 'ere, we don't want none o' your nonsense,” said the shopkeeper, sharply; “and, wot's more, we won't 'ave it. Who put that rubbish on my counter?”

He bustled forward, and taking the articles in his hands examined them closely.

“Three shillings for the lot—cash,” he remarked. “Done,” said the other.

“Did I say three?” inquired Mr. Kybird, startled at this ready acceptance.