“Everybody saw it then, and in two minutes Foxy and the schoolmaster was left alone looking at each other and the empty table.
“‘Well, I’m in for a nice thing,’ ses Foxy. ‘Fancy being proposed to by Henery Walker’s sister-in-law! Ugh!’
“‘It’ll be the oldest ones that’ll be the most determined,’ said the schoolmaster, shaking is ’ead. ‘Wot are you going to do?’
“‘I don’t know,’ ses Foxy, ‘it’s so sudden. But they’ve got to ’ave three witnesses, that’s one comfort. I’d like to tell Joe Chambers wot I think of ’im and ’is precious sister,’
“It was very curious the way the women took it. One an’ all of ’em pretended as it was an insult to the sex, and they said if Foxy Green waited till ’e was asked to marry he’d wait long enough. Little chits o’ gals o’ fourteen and fifteen was walking about tossing their ’eads up and as good as saying they might ’ave Green’s farm for the asking, but they wouldn’t ask. Old women of seventy and over said that if Foxy wanted to marry them he’d ’ave to ask, and ask a good many times too.
“Of course, this was all very well in its way, but at the same time three Claybury gals that was away in service was took ill and ’ad to come ’ome, and several other women that was away took their holidays before their relations knew anything about it. Almost every ’ouse in Claybury ’ad got some female relation staying in it, and they was always explaining to everybody why it was they ’ad come ’ome. None of ’em so much as mentioned Foxy Green.
“Women are artful creatures and think a lot of appearances. There wasn’t one of ’em as would ha’ minded wot other folks said if they’d caught Foxy, but they’d ha’ gone half crazy with shame if they’d tried and not managed it. And they couldn’t do things on the quiet because of the three witnesses. That was the ’ardship of it.
“It was the only thing talked about in Claybury, and Foxy Green soon showed as he was very wide-awake. First thing ’e did was to send the gal that used to do the dairy-work and the ’ouse-work off. Then ’e bought a couple o’ large, fierce dogs and chained ’em up, one near the front door and one near the back. They was very good dogs, and they bit Foxy hisself two or three times so as to let ’im see that they knew wot they was there for.
“He took George Smith, a young feller that used to work on the farm, into the ’ouse, and for the fust week or two ’e rather enjoyed the excitement. But when ’e found that ’e couldn’t go into the village, or even walk about ’is own farm in safety, he turned into a reg’lar woman-hater.
“The artful tricks those women ’ad wouldn’t be believed. One day when Foxy was eating ’is dinner William Hall drove up to the gate in a cart, and when George came out to know wot ’e wanted, ’e said that he ’ad just bought some pigs at Rensham and would Foxy like to make fust offer for ’em